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MOVIES!

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 07:02:41 GMT

1 Godfather, The (1972) 9.0/10 (91788 votes)

2 Shawshank Redemption, The (1994) 8.9/10 (114128 votes)

3 Godfather: Part II, The (1974) 8.8/10 (54030 votes)

4 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) 8.8/10 (56983 votes)

5 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002) 8.8/10 (80297 votes)

6 Schindler's List (1993) 8.7/10 (77975 votes)

7 Shichinin no samurai (1954) 8.7/10 (22761 votes)

8 Casablanca (1942) 8.7/10 (53008 votes)

9 Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001) 8.7/10 (123289 votes)

10 Star Wars (1977) 8.7/10 (109938 votes)

11 Citizen Kane (1941) 8.7/10 (49287 votes)

12 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) 8.6/10 (55510 votes)

13 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) 8.6/10 (50072
votes)

14 Rear Window (1954) 8.6/10 (32342 votes)

15 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 8.6/10 (84591 votes)

16 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 8.6/10 (75964 votes)

17 Usual Suspects, The (1995) 8.6/10 (83469 votes)

18 Pulp Fiction (1994) 8.6/10 (101050 votes)

19 Memento (2000) 8.6/10 (68384 votes)

20 North by Northwest (1959) 8.5/10 (28679 votes)

21 12 Angry Men (1957) 8.5/10 (22195 votes)

22 Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966) 8.5/10 (20131 votes)

23 Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) 8.5/10 (43150 votes)

24 Lawrence of Arabia (1962) 8.5/10 (24854 votes)

25 Psycho (1960) 8.5/10 (43745 votes)

26 Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) 8.5/10 (74662 votes)

27 It's a Wonderful Life (1946) 8.5/10 (33676 votes)

28 Goodfellas (1990) 8.5/10 (52539 votes)

29 American Beauty (1999) 8.4/10 (88300 votes)

30 Sunset Blvd. (1950) 8.4/10 (12253 votes)

31 Vertigo (1958) 8.4/10 (27253 votes)

32 Matrix, The (1999) 8.4/10 (114911 votes)

33 To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) 8.4/10 (23849 votes)

34 Apocalypse Now (1979) 8.4/10 (50873 votes)

35 Pianist, The (2002) 8.4/10 (18720 votes)

36 C'era una volta il West (1968) 8.4/10 (11004 votes)

37 Cidade de Deus (2002) 8.4/10 (10737 votes)

38 Third Man, The (1949) 8.3/10 (14552 votes)

39 Paths of Glory (1957) 8.3/10 (10991 votes)

40 Taxi Driver (1976) 8.3/10 (36720 votes)

41 Some Like It Hot (1959) 8.3/10 (19949 votes)

42 Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001) 8.3/10 (14395 votes)

43 Fight Club (1999) 8.3/10 (83699 votes)

44 Double Indemnity (1944) 8.3/10 (9202 votes)

45 Boot, Das (1981) 8.3/10 (22945 votes)

46 Singin' in the Rain (1952) 8.3/10 (16257 votes)

47 Chinatown (1974) 8.3/10 (20088 votes)

48 L.A. Confidential (1997) 8.3/10 (57256 votes)

49 Maltese Falcon, The (1941) 8.3/10 (15794 votes)

50 All About Eve (1950) 8.3/10 (10444 votes)

51 Requiem for a Dream (2000) 8.3/10 (33050 votes)

52 Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957) 8.3/10 (17942 votes)

53 M (1931) 8.3/10 (9163 votes)

54 Se7en (1995) 8.3/10 (68424 votes)

55 Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) 8.3/10 (47846 votes)

56 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 8.3/10 (6389 votes)

57 Saving Private Ryan (1998) 8.2/10 (80747 votes)

58 Rashômon (1950) 8.2/10 (8456 votes)

59 Raging Bull (1980) 8.2/10 (20297 votes)

60 Wizard of Oz, The (1939) 8.2/10 (30902 votes)

61 Alien (1979) 8.2/10 (49949 votes)

62 American History X (1998) 8.2/10 (44171 votes)

63 Sting, The (1973) 8.2/10 (18961 votes)

64 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) 8.2/10 (9216 votes)

65 Léon (1994) 8.2/10 (38759 votes)

66 Vita è bella, La (1997) 8.2/10 (30433 votes)

67 Manchurian Candidate, The (1962) 8.2/10 (10349 votes)

68 Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948) 8.2/10 (8193 votes)

69 Touch of Evil (1958) 8.2/10 (9376 votes)

70 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) 8.2/10 (53258 votes)

71 Reservoir Dogs (1992) 8.2/10 (52064 votes)

72 Great Escape, The (1963) 8.2/10 (15359 votes)

73 Modern Times (1936) 8.2/10 (7752 votes)

74 Clockwork Orange, A (1971) 8.2/10 (51341 votes)

75 Amadeus (1984) 8.2/10 (29787 votes)

76 On the Waterfront (1954) 8.2/10 (9575 votes)

77 Wo hu cang long (2000) 8.2/10 (42507 votes)

78 Ran (1985) 8.2/10 (8966 votes)

79 Annie Hall (1977) 8.2/10 (16657 votes)

80 Jaws (1975) 8.2/10 (37403 votes)

81 Finding Nemo (2003) 8.2/10 (23944 votes)

82 Braveheart (1995) 8.1/10 (74517 votes)

83 Apartment, The (1960) 8.1/10 (8669 votes)

84 High Noon (1952) 8.1/10 (9632 votes)

85 Aliens (1986) 8.1/10 (51642 votes)

86 Fargo (1996) 8.1/10 (53429 votes)

87 Strangers on a Train (1951) 8.1/10 (8055 votes)

88 Shining, The (1980) 8.1/10 (39046 votes)

89 Sixth Sense, The (1999) 8.1/10 (77496 votes)

90 Metropolis (1927) 8.1/10 (9081 votes)

91 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) 8.1/10 (29568 votes)

92 Blade Runner (1982) 8.1/10 (61972 votes)

93 Duck Soup (1933) 8.1/10 (7850 votes)

94 Donnie Darko (2001) 8.1/10 (29074 votes)

95 City Lights (1931) 8.1/10 (5919 votes)

96 Great Dictator, The (1940) 8.1/10 (7638 votes)

97 General, The (1927) 8.1/10 (5161 votes)

98 Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957) 8.1/10 (7000 votes)

99 Princess Bride, The (1987) 8.1/10 (44187 votes)

100 Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1989) 8.1/10 (10897 votes)

101 Notorious (1946) 8.1/10 (8169 votes)

102 Toy Story 2 (1999) 8.1/10 (32162 votes)

103 Mononoke-hime (1997) 8.1/10 (13864 votes)

104 Rebecca (1940) 8.1/10 (8847 votes)

105 Full Metal Jacket (1987) 8.1/10 (36938 votes)

106 Lola rennt (1998) 8.0/10 (25483 votes)

107 Big Sleep, The (1946) 8.0/10 (7880 votes)

108 Dogville (2003) 8.0/10 (5365 votes)

109 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) 8.0/10 (15998 votes)

110 Best Years of Our Lives, The (1946) 8.0/10 (4776 votes)

111 Graduate, The (1967) 8.0/10 (21936 votes)

112 Yojimbo (1961) 8.0/10 (6334 votes)

113 Patton (1970) 8.0/10 (11206 votes)

114 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 8.0/10 (62304 votes)

115 Ladri di biciclette (1948) 8.0/10 (5552 votes)

116 Deer Hunter, The (1978) 8.0/10 (21871 votes)

117 It Happened One Night (1934) 8.0/10 (6106 votes)

118 Manhattan (1979) 8.0/10 (9863 votes)

119 Searchers, The (1956) 8.0/10 (8093 votes)

120 Forrest Gump (1994) 8.0/10 (70099 votes)

121 Glory (1989) 8.0/10 (17757 votes)

122 Philadelphia Story, The (1940) 8.0/10 (8405 votes)

123 African Queen, The (1951) 8.0/10 (11349 votes)

124 Cool Hand Luke (1967) 8.0/10 (11252 votes)

125 Bringing Up Baby (1938) 8.0/10 (7250 votes)

126 Ben-Hur (1959) 8.0/10 (16721 votes)

127 Green Mile, The (1999) 8.0/10 (45652 votes)

128 Once Upon a Time in America (1984) 8.0/10 (13640 votes)

129 Unforgiven (1992) 8.0/10 (24090 votes)

130 Hable con ella (2002) 8.0/10 (8382 votes)

131 Mystic River (2003) 8.0/10 (10965 votes)

132 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) 8.0/10 (66368 votes)

133 Shrek (2001) 8.0/10 (46604 votes)

134 Stalag 17 (1953) 8.0/10 (5457 votes)

135 Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) 8.0/10 (9031 votes)

136 Grapes of Wrath, The (1940) 8.0/10 (6091 votes)

137 Elephant Man, The (1980) 7.9/10 (12543 votes)

138 Christmas Story, A (1983) 7.9/10 (15710 votes)

139 Gone with the Wind (1939) 7.9/10 (23018 votes)

140 Night of the Hunter, The (1955) 7.9/10 (5812 votes)

141 Wild Bunch, The (1969) 7.9/10 (8459 votes)

142 All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) 7.9/10 (5234 votes)

143 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 7.9/10 (49163 votes)

144 Straight Story, The (1999) 7.9/10 (11235 votes)

145 Back to the Future (1985) 7.9/10 (54532 votes)

146 Hustler, The (1961) 7.9/10 (6393 votes)

147 Platoon (1986) 7.9/10 (27070 votes)

148 Young Frankenstein (1974) 7.9/10 (17488 votes)

149 Amores perros (2000) 7.9/10 (9951 votes)

150 Adventures of Robin Hood, The (1938) 7.9/10 (5504 votes)

151 Gold Rush, The (1925) 7.9/10 (4849 votes)

152 Smultronstället (1957) 7.9/10 (3599 votes)

153 His Girl Friday (1940) 7.9/10 (5172 votes)

154 Die Hard (1988) 7.9/10 (47222 votes)

155 Monsters, Inc. (2001) 7.9/10 (28274 votes)

156 Grande illusion, La (1937) 7.9/10 (3932 votes)

157 Life of Brian (1979) 7.9/10 (25898 votes)

158 Spartacus (1960) 7.9/10 (13125 votes)

159 Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The (1962) 7.9/10 (5542 votes)

160 Bronenosets Potyomkin (1925) 7.9/10 (4354 votes)

161 Charade (1963) 7.9/10 (6798 votes)

162 Gladiator (2000) 7.9/10 (72692 votes)

163 Almost Famous (2000) 7.9/10 (29734 votes)

164 Festen (1998) 7.9/10 (9363 votes)

165 Lost in Translation (2003) 7.9/10 (21114 votes)

166 Conversation, The (1974) 7.9/10 (7774 votes)

167 Witness for the Prosecution (1957) 7.9/10 (3902 votes)

168 Sling Blade (1996) 7.9/10 (16830 votes)

169 Quatre cents coups, Les (1959) 7.9/10 (4709 votes)

170 Toy Story (1995) 7.9/10 (36772 votes)

171 Roman Holiday (1953) 7.9/10 (7223 votes)

172 Magnolia (1999) 7.9/10 (35517 votes)

173 Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951) 7.9/10 (7378 votes)

174 Day the Earth Stood Still, The (1951) 7.9/10 (8065 votes)

175 Night at the Opera, A (1935) 7.9/10 (4653 votes)

176 Insider, The (1999) 7.9/10 (22627 votes)

177 Brazil (1985) 7.9/10 (24757 votes)

178 All the President's Men (1976) 7.9/10 (10086 votes)

179 Being John Malkovich (1999) 7.8/10 (43051 votes)

180 Ying xiong (2002) 7.8/10 (6306 votes)

181 Ed Wood (1994) 7.8/10 (16478 votes)

182 Shadow of a Doubt (1943) 7.8/10 (4108 votes)

183 To Be or Not to Be (1942) 7.8/10 (2691 votes)

184 Trois couleurs: Rouge (1994) 7.8/10 (8235 votes)

185 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) 7.8/10 (5579 votes)

186 Killing, The (1956) 7.8/10 (5096 votes)

187 Exorcist, The (1973) 7.8/10 (25880 votes)

188 Mulholland Dr. (2001) 7.8/10 (25437 votes)

189 Stand by Me (1986) 7.8/10 (24313 votes)

190 Dog Day Afternoon (1975) 7.8/10 (11145 votes)

191 Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) 7.8/10 (6142 votes)

192 Terminator, The (1984) 7.8/10 (47624 votes)

193 Twelve Monkeys (1995) 7.8/10 (50162 votes)

194 Harvey (1950) 7.8/10 (6157 votes)

195 Hotaru no haka (1988) 7.8/10 (4352 votes)

196 Gandhi (1982) 7.8/10 (12447 votes)

197 Groundhog Day (1993) 7.8/10 (34540 votes)

198 This Is Spinal Tap (1984) 7.8/10 (15424 votes)

199 Trainspotting (1996) 7.8/10 (41116 votes)

200 Miller's Crossing (1990) 7.8/10 (10867 votes)

201 Lion in Winter, The (1968) 7.8/10 (4546 votes)

202 Right Stuff, The (1983) 7.8/10 (10669 votes)

203 Adaptation. (2002) 7.8/10 (16184 votes)

204 Whale Rider (2002) 7.8/10 (6008 votes)

205 Midnight Cowboy (1969) 7.8/10 (10229 votes)

206 Network (1976) 7.8/10 (7377 votes)

207 Rain Man (1988) 7.8/10 (33884 votes)

208 Bonnie and Clyde (1967) 7.8/10 (9849 votes)

209 Laura (1944) 7.8/10 (3608 votes)

210 King Kong (1933) 7.8/10 (7808 votes)

211 81⁄2 (1963) 7.8/10 (5961 votes)

212 Snatch. (2000) 7.8/10 (32131 votes)

213 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) 7.8/10 (38325 votes)

214 39 Steps, The (1935) 7.8/10 (5919 votes)

215 Stagecoach (1939) 7.8/10 (4336 votes)

216 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 7.8/10 (25429 votes)

217 Others, The (2001) 7.8/10 (27375 votes)

218 Passion de Jeanne d'Arc, La (1928) 7.8/10 (2374 votes)

219 Strada, La (1954) 7.8/10 (3678 votes)

220 X2 (2003) 7.8/10 (25751 votes)

221 Big Lebowski, The (1998) 7.8/10 (36901 votes)

222 Untouchables, The (1987) 7.8/10 (24272 votes)

223 Big Fish (2003) 7.8/10 (10868 votes)

224 Thin Man, The (1934) 7.8/10 (3631 votes)

225 In the Heat of the Night (1967) 7.8/10 (5029 votes)

226 Ikiru (1952) 7.8/10 (2607 votes)

227 Minority Report (2002) 7.8/10 (37989 votes)

228 Rio Bravo (1959) 7.7/10 (5535 votes)

229 Traffic (2000) 7.7/10 (33739 votes)

230 Planet of the Apes (1968) 7.7/10 (16049 votes)

231 Beauty and the Beast (1991) 7.7/10 (19934 votes)

232 Red River (1948) 7.7/10 (2887 votes)

233 21 Grams (2003) 7.7/10 (7528 votes)

234 Fantasia (1940) 7.7/10 (12321 votes)

235 Henry V (1989) 7.7/10 (7063 votes)

236 Bride of Frankenstein (1935) 7.7/10 (3275 votes)

237 Good Will Hunting (1997) 7.7/10 (50004 votes)

238 Being There (1979) 7.7/10 (8324 votes)

239 Todo sobre mi madre (1999) 7.7/10 (10365 votes)

240 Die xue shuang xiong (1989) 7.7/10 (7055 votes)

241 Sleuth (1972) 7.7/10 (3769 votes)

242 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 7.7/10 (36105 votes)

243 Heat (1995) 7.7/10 (33746 votes)

244 Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927) 7.7/10 (1822 votes)

245 Clerks. (1994) 7.7/10 (32584 votes)

246 Quiet Man, The (1952) 7.7/10 (5796 votes)

247 Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) 7.7/10 (2451 votes)

248 Beautiful Mind, A (2001) 7.7/10 (32798 votes)

249 Man Who Would Be King, The (1975) 7.7/10 (6731 votes)

250 Enfants du paradis, Les (1945) 7.7/10 (2444 votes)

Guess what!

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 00:47:59 GMT

Happy Birthday to me!

Clocks...

Tue, 20 Jan 2004 08:11:13 GMT

I fucking LOVE Coldplay! I'm going to go put my cds on repeat and fall asleep to them! Thank you so much, Anna!

Wed, 08 Oct 2003 01:20:19 GMT

Ha, all you mofo's who said I needed to get a job before I get a car, Fuck you. I may get a car, this is like 2500 more than I want to spend, but my mom was like, thats not bad. It will involve some figuring, but booya! I am so getting a car!

Hmmm

Sun, 05 Oct 2003 04:48:32 GMT

Lets see. It's been a long time since I actually wrote an actual honest to god entry about my life. I have college classes. English, which I have yet to pass. Psych, which I did pass, but if I plan to go on, a D won't transfer. Statistics, which I will so pass! And Photography, which I will also pass easily. Thats about it. The rest of my life is spent sleeping, hanging out with my friends, or wishing I could go see Anna.

My logic is, I need a car. But to have a car, I need a job. But to get to a job, I need a car. I figure once this car thing is settled, then I'm all set. With a car, comes a job, comes an income, comes money I can save, comes my future. Don't you all agree? I mean, Yeah I should get a job first, but, no... Too many people I know are just handed cars without jobs for their brithdays or for no fucking reason. So whats stopping my parents?

"In my day you had to work for it."

"Blah, blah, blah, We hate you Ryan, blah, blah, blah..."

I guess that and my mom doesn't make enough for it. But my dad sure as hell does. Whatever. He only wants me to be his puppet before I can get anything from him. I never ask him for anything and when I do, he tries to make it sound as if my desire is totally fucking unspeakable. He likes to draw out his words in an exagerated tone as to belittle me or something.

"OOOOH, You want a CAAAAAAAAAR, OOOOOH, IIIIII Should get it for YOOOOUUUU. What have YOOOOUUUU done for MEEEE? You need to get a job before you can get a car. Come work for me and you can get a car. I'll get you a truck."

"I don't want a truck, that means that I'm stuck at your every beck and call. It would be more for your conviniance than it would be for mine. So why would I want a truck?"

"Cause its something to start with."

"Fine, then get me a truck."

Did he get me it? No. I told everyone he wouldn't. They said that he would and that I should believe him. Well, he's a fucking lier, and you all know it, and you all know I know it, so why tell me he will if none of you believe he will in the first place.

Maybe I'm just being a spoiled bastard, but god damn it, if I'm spoiled, then maybe my parents should start spoiling me.

I ask how I'll get to a job if I get one.

"Oh, we'll figure out a way."

Well, I have figured out a way... BUY ME A CAR. Seriously, I will take a 500 dollar crap car. I really don't car, as long as it can drive 200 miles without crapping out on me. That's all. I will get a job then. I will pay for its insurance. I'll do all this other great stuff. Just give me a fucking break for once.

Sorry. I find that I write more when I bitch, cause it gives me purpose. Why do my parents have to be fucked up like that?

Seriously... Listen to the list of friends I have that have cars.

Andy has a car. Dave has a car when he's home. Kristin has a car. Genelle has a car. Gabe has a car, but its wrecked and he never drives cause he's scared of getting into accidents cause he's been in many, even though he wasn't driving. Tom has a car when he's home. Anna has a car when shes home. Derrick, Jen, Theo, and Alex don't have liscenses, so... But still. Oh, and Dan has a car too. Damn it, and I forgot Chris, who also has a car.

I don't know. I just feel that my parents think that everything has to come with conditions. Fuck'em. Seriously, thats how I feel, so... Fuck'em.

Hmmm

Sat, 27 Sep 2003 00:38:05 GMT

I have ten dollars and I don't know what to do with it. Option one is get some food. Option two is go to the movies, but that requires no option one and option one is looking mighty tasty right about now... Option 3 is I save it and I have more to spend when I go see Anna.

All options are very good, but only one allows me to keep living... And it ain't option one.

Update-update? Bebop-bebop!

Tue, 23 Sep 2003 05:07:24 GMT

Well, I know you I haven't updated in a while. I'm sorry. But this will have to do for now. I know you all love Bebop. I sure do. So, here. I'll make this public as I write it.

“Is that him, Jackson?”

“I’m running the ID now… Yeah. It’s him all right. Donald Anderson, you’re as good as caught. This will be one sweet fifty million.”

“Don’t get too cocky. There’s a reason why he’s worth fifty million woulongs.”

“You know, Tessa. You need to lighten up. This fool doesn’t know his ass from his elbows. Besides, you and I can handle anything.”

“All right, all right. Just take it easy, okay? Things go wrong sometimes. You know that. So don’t preach to me about what we can handle.”

“Stop worrying. Nothing is going to happen. This is just a routine hunt. Nothing to worry about.”

“Look, just cut the chatter and let’s get this asshole.”

The two ships headed towards the third. They were coming to the end of the hyperspace gateway, and they had to be balls-on accurate with their timing for the plan to work. Tessa slowly moved her ship in front of Anderson’s, and exited the gate. All she had to do was wait for Jackson to clear the gateway and then they could attack. The traffic in orbit around Mars seemed a little heavy for this time of day. That wasn’t good. If civilians got in their way, they could end up in jail along with their bounty head.

Anderson’s ship was the next out, but instead of following Tessa it immediately darted away from the traffic lanes.

“Fuck! Jackson, get out here! He’s running! Damn it, I didn’t know he had made us out yet!” Tessa turned her ship and kicked in the jets. Anderson’s ship was fast. Her engines would over heat if she kept pushing them like this. She tried a missile, but Anderson deployed some countermeasures. The missile took the bait and headed away from Anderson’s ship. She reminded herself to never buy wholesale again. Where was Jackson? He should have exited the gate and begun pursuit by now.

“Jackson! Where the fuck are you?”

“Tessa! I exited the gate and caught a tail! I can’t shake this guy! Looks like that asshole had an ambush waiting for us… Oh shit! I just ran out of countermeasures and this fucker’s got another lock on me! Tessa, listen to me. Forget Anderson! Get out of here! I’ll distract this guy. Damn it! There’s another ship! That bastard came out of nowhere! Get out of here now!”

“No! Jackson, I can’t leave…” There was a bright flash as Jackson’s ship destroyed by a barrage of missiles. The only thing left of Jackson’s ship was scattered cloud of cooling steal and shattered glass, trapped in an endless orbit around Mars.

“Jackson! No!” The only sound over the comm. was the crackling static.

* * *

“Spike, Faye, Ed, come and get it.” Jet placed a pot on the set table and removed the cover. Steam rose up from the hot brown liquid, carrying with it the refreshing aroma of a well, cooked stew. Spike was the first to arrive. He was still sweating from his exercise. He lit two cigarettes and tossed one to Jet.

“What? No, bell peppers and beef, huh?” Spike smiled.

“Nope. Home cooked beef stew. Just like ma used to make.” Jet grinned.

“What’s the occasion?”

“We just had a little extra cash left over from the last bounty head we pulled in. I figured that a monumental moment like that was cause for a celebration in of itself.”

“Very funny… You know any lack of funds we have is her fault. As soon as we get a little green, she’s off to the races to piss away our good fortunes. Not to mention having to feed three more mouths.” He took a long drag off his cigarette and let the smoke rest in his lungs for a few seconds before exhaling.

“Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me. I’ve got something for Ein too.” Ein’s ears perked up as Jet reached into his pocket and pulled out a small bundle. He removed the plastic, revealing a nice, big bone. He walked over to the welsh corgy and gave him a pat on his head as he placed the bone in the dog’s dish.

Faye steamed into the room dripping wet and shivering. She wrapped her robe around her tighter and charged over to jet, pushing spike onto a chair in the process.

“Jet, how many more times do I have to ask you to fix that damn thing? I swear, if I have to take one more cold shower, I’ll…” Jet cut her off before she could finish.

“Faye, if you want to live here, that’s the price you pay. Besides, Spike and I don’t seem to have a problem with it.” Faye sniffed the air and looked at Spike.

“No, I’m sure you two don’t. When was the last time either of you took a shower? I like to stay clean. You boys may be able to go without showering, but it’s just not possible for us girls. Cleanliness is next to godliness, you know…”

Ed popped up from behind the couch and did cartwheels around the room.

“Clean, clean, fresh and clean. When she’s not, Faye-Faye is mean!” She ran over and jumped onto Spike. He grunted in surprise, while she sniffed the air around him.

“Dirty, smelly, yuck, yuck…” She lunged off him and crashed on the couch. There was a grumbling sound from her stomach and the stew caught her attention. She grabbed her bowl and lifted into the air.

“Food for Ed?” She gave Jet a puzzled look, as if to say, ‘what’s the occasion?’ Before Jet could say anything the monitor lit up and the familiar tune of ‘Big Shots’ rang out. They had long since asked Ed to program the monitor to turn on at this time. Everyone’s attention shifted away from the food and to the show.

* * *

The logo flashed across the screen, and Punch and Judy rode onto the set atop a stagecoach.

“Greetings, buckaroos. We’ve got sad news for all you cowboys out there.” Punch removed his hat and placed it on his heart. Judy followed suit. The set faded to black leaving a spotlight on the duo.

“Fellow cowboy, Stone Jackson was killed on a routine wrangling. Let’s take a moment to mourn his passing to that big ol’ cattle drive in the sky.” The set lit up again after a few seconds, and Judy wiped away a tear.

“Wow Punch, that’s the seventh one this month.”

“I know. It’s dangerous to be a cowboy now, much like the old west. But, shucks-howdy, its time to get back to the bounty. This bounty head is an old one. It seems that our ol’ friend Attler Anderson is still on the large, and his bounty has doubled.”

“Wow! One hundred million woulongs... For one man?” Judy gasped.

“Yep. He’s wanted for murdering 7 cowboys, 3 security guards, and robbing the Mars branch of the Inter-solar Bank and Trust. And get this… He’s a former Cowboy himself!”

“A former cowboy turned cowboy killer? Sounds dangerous to me, Punch…”

“Oh, it is. Be careful out there cowpoke! This little doggy is sure to be trouble.” The screen went black and the crew looked at each other.

“One hundred million woulongs? This is too good to pass up! What do you say, Jet?” Faye couldn’t hide her excitement. Even split three ways, the reward would take a sizable chunk out of her debt.

"No way! It's too risky..." Jet closed his eyes and crossed his arms, his trademark pose when he didn't like the way things were going.

"Risky would be not going for it. It's just too good to pass up," Faye complained. She needed the money badly and if lunkhead and the stubborn old goat didn't help her, she would do it on her own. One hundred million divides up nicely when it’s only split one way.

"Weren't you listening? This guy's dangerous. It doesn't take a genius to see that the are against us. It's simple arithmetic. Face it, Faye. The deck is stacked on this one," Jet objected.

"Not if we're the ones stacking the deck," Spike chimed in. He lit another cigarette and put his feet up on the table. That kind of money was not easy to pass up.

"One hundred million woulongs... It does have a nice ring to it, eh Jet?" He exhaled a soft gray cloud of smoke, which quickly dispersed into already hazy air. Jet let out a low grumble, signifying his defeat.

"Fine! If you two want to go off and get yourselves killed, be my guest! But count me out! Jet stalked out of the room. Faye let out a sigh of disappointment.

"Geeze! What a grump! That stubborn bastard knows just what to say to kill a girl's fantasy..." She turned around and stomp off to her room, stealing Spike's cigarette as she went.

Spike liberated another cigarette from it's pack, and lit it. He took a quick drag and eyed the still steaming beef stew.

"Heh... More for us Ed." Spike smiled as he began spooning the now cooling liquid into his mouth. Ed lifted Ein into the air so she could address him face to face.

"Does Ein want some too?" The dog dropped his bone and replied with a yap. Ed dropped him on the table in front of Faye's bowl.

"Faye-Faye doesn't want... So Ein can have it!" Ed giggled as Ein began greedily lapping all the tasty juices up, and promptly did the same with her own bowl. Ein's ears perked up and he jumped off the table. He picked up his bone and was back in his former spot on the ground just in time to see Faye walked back into the room fully clothed, or as fully clothed as she was going to get.

"I forgot how hungry I was..." She picked up her bowl and started eating.

"Uh, Faye..." She turned and shot a look at Spike that sent a shiver up his spine. Faye had the affect on him.

"What do you want!?"

"Nothing..."

"God, you're a lunkhead!"

"Yeah." Spike grinned as Faye wolfed down the rest of her delicious stew.

* * *

Ok, that was it. Part 1. I'm making tiny tiny adjustments to it, but thats how it will start. The Bigshots episode needs some small tweeking.

Joke of the... 4:40am

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 08:40:58 GMT

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two good looking blonde genies appear and tell him he has been granted three
wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

He notices crunching under his feet and looking down, he realizes the entire floor is covered in $100.00 bills.

Suddenly there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two people dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits.

They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, "I don't get it... I can understand the first wish, having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But... WHY he'd want to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"

Oh looks like things are fine for me again!

Thu, 11 Sep 2003 13:23:52 GMT

Your Name: Ryan Kevin Della Bianca
Your Date of Birth: 02/07/1984
Your Question or Information: I like pizza

Past

Lagaz - Intuition, imagination, success in studies, creativity, vitality and passion (especially for women).

Present

Kenaz - The hearth fire, artistic pursuits, healing, love and passion, creativity, strength.

Future

Sigel - Victory, power, strength, health, the rune of the sun, vitality, drive to work and produce.

Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster

And I will be this age forever!

Thu, 11 Sep 2003 13:21:20 GMT

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
brought to you by Quizilla

Wee! A bladed baseball bat!

Wed, 27 Aug 2003 08:18:44 GMT

Hey all!

Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:16:04 GMT

I'm going to be gone for a couple of days. I'm going up to vermont to help work on my house there. I'll be back either tomorrow or saturday at the latest. I'm sure that theres someone who needs to know this, so... Talk to you guys later.

Hmm... This is a good thing.

Tue, 12 Aug 2003 02:39:43 GMT

Your Name: Ryan Della Bianca
Your Date of Birth: 02/07/84
Your Question or Information: What is my future?

Past

Ehwaz - Abrupt changes, moving into new home and environment, travel, swift change in situation.

Present

Uruz - Used to create change, healing, vitality, strength, to boost energy of magickal work.

Future

Algiz - Protection, fortunate influences, fate on your side, victory and success, good luck and personal strength.

Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster

Or...

Your Name: Ryan Kevin Della Bianca
Your Date of Birth: 02/07/84
Your Question or Information: What is my future?

Past

Wunjo - Joy, happiness, love, fulfillment in career and home life, the icing on the cake.

Present

Daeg - Increase and expansion, prosperity, growth, major turning points in life, turning in new directions.

Future

Ehwaz - Abrupt changes, moving into new home and environment, travel, swift change in situation.

Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster

I am so tired...

Sun, 10 Aug 2003 05:47:22 GMT

I felt I needed to do an update, but about what? Something to do with the events of today maybe? Ok, but only cause you asked so nicely. Woke up at tom's house. Wait... I suppose if I'm going to tell you about recent events, I might as well start on my first day off from work.

Friday. I didn't want to hang out at first. I just needed a break to regain my... something... No, that's wrong. Turns out all I needed to do was to go buy anime. Nothing like getting a complete series in a box set for 50 bucks... Ahhh... Boogiepop Phantom. Its a lot like watching Momento. You really have to pay attention for any of it to make sense.

With my newly bought anime, I called up my friends at gabes house. They were leaving but would pick me up and Theo, Tom, and Myself would go to Tom's for the night. We stayed up and watched Boogiepop Phantom. We get done with that and toss in dragon half which I fall asleep during. Wake up and Tom's playing Chaos Legion. Its a cool game. Theo goes home. Tom plays while I half sleep some more. Tom drives me home. I get home, shower, watch some osbornes, and get a call from Theo and Tom. We go to Best Buy. I got Ronin, Saving Private Ryan, Full Metal jacket, Requiem for a Dream, and The Rock on dvd. I wanted to get the first season of Farscape, and the first season of Deep Space Nine, but both were 110-114 dollars... Not good.

Note to self: BUY Pi!

We then go back to my house. I get food with Theo and we go to Tom's. Oh yeah... I got .hack//mutation from him for 40 bucks. :D We play smash brother melee. Good stuff. Now I am home writing this LJ.

Anna is away till tomorr... Later today. I just want it to be known that I miss her. That is all for tonight. Goodbye.

A very random IM...

Wed, 30 Jul 2003 06:13:48 GMT

Coley08 (1:21:25 AM): DELIVERY!!!!!!!!!!
delli2002 (1:21:40 AM): ... ok?
Coley08 (1:22:24 AM): haha i remember you ryan i always knew you kinda liked me! LoL!
delli2002 (1:22:37 AM): who are you again?
Coley08 (1:23:41 AM): this is niki nicole pipitone
Coley08 (1:23:48 AM): friends lol
delli2002 (1:23:49 AM): ah
Coley08 (1:23:53 AM): with BENEFits
delli2002 (1:23:59 AM): ok...
Coley08 (1:24:01 AM): i had a fit when i was young
Coley08 (1:24:11 AM): my mom had to cradle my head in hre lap and i swallowed my tongue
Coley08 (1:24:40 AM): fortunately im right now here chill'N face down with a lot of my mind, lol, and i just wanna talk to ya rynan
delli2002 (1:24:59 AM): ok, but why randomly im me now?
delli2002 (1:25:12 AM): *IM
Coley08 (1:25:26 AM): i just want to talk about the whole tongue incident
delli2002 (1:25:32 AM): ah
Coley08 (1:25:35 AM): i mean incidentS
Coley08 (1:25:52 AM): more than once, and more than 1 mom/than i can handle
delli2002 (1:26:16 AM): no offense, but are you like drunk now or something/
delli2002 (1:26:22 AM): ?
Coley08 (1:26:53 AM): alcohol bottles my emotions, twist the cap and ill just say it
Coley08 (1:26:57 AM): i have feels for you
delli2002 (1:27:22 AM): umm
Coley08 (1:27:24 AM): i think something's wrong though because whenever i laugh my "mouth" bleeds and i hurt down there
Coley08 (1:27:32 AM): ya know.....on my toe
delli2002 (1:27:54 AM): ok
Coley08 (1:28:27 AM): ok
Coley08 (1:28:30 AM): ok
Coley08 (1:28:30 AM): ok
Coley08 (1:28:30 AM): flesh
delli2002 (1:29:42 AM): where you the one who hung out with me and dan and that other kid and that other girl I think and we were on route 6 and you said something about knowing some kid and I stopped the car and yelled to him?
Coley08 (1:30:15 AM): i hate when people yell at me
Coley08 (1:30:25 AM): it doesnt make sense
delli2002 (1:30:29 AM): no but are you?
Coley08 (1:30:33 AM): that waas jeremy, not me
Coley08 (1:30:52 AM): i think you should think befor eyou drink
delli2002 (1:31:17 AM): No, I was asking you if you were the girl who said you knew the kid
Coley08 (1:31:28 AM): jeremy?
delli2002 (1:31:33 AM): I don't remember
Coley08 (1:31:34 AM): he has a girlfriend
Coley08 (1:31:44 AM): its niki pipitone NOW
Coley08 (1:31:55 AM): the bigger of the 2 girls there that night
delli2002 (1:32:01 AM): yeah
delli2002 (1:32:04 AM): thats what I wa sasking
delli2002 (1:32:09 AM): *was asking
Coley08 (1:32:10 AM): yeah im not fat tho am i??
delli2002 (1:32:17 AM): not that I remember
Coley08 (1:32:33 AM): i meant just like SLIGHTLY bigger than the other girl
Coley08 (1:32:38 AM): so hows ur summer
delli2002 (1:32:41 AM): fine
Coley08 (1:32:52 AM): oh, that's good
delli2002 (1:33:01 AM): yeah
delli2002 (1:33:02 AM): you?
Coley08 (1:33:36 AM): lol yeah i'm nicole
delli2002 (1:33:41 AM): haha
delli2002 (1:34:03 AM): no i meant, how has your summer been, and I know you know what I meant too
Coley08 (1:34:28 AM): sorry ive been having a language barrier
delli2002 (1:34:37 AM): its ok
Coley08 (1:34:40 AM): but enough about me (enuff lol) let's talk about you
delli2002 (1:34:50 AM): what about me?
Coley08 (1:35:44 AM): what makes you come alive
delli2002 (1:36:16 AM): coca-cola
delli2002 (1:36:55 AM): what about you?
Coley08 (1:38:45 AM): when was the last time you went to a baseball game and ordered a coffee when the waitress came and burnt off your own flesh
delli2002 (1:39:10 AM): that has never happened to me
delli2002 (1:40:24 AM): does that happen to you so often that its inconcievable that it wouldn't happen to anyone else, unless god hated you.
Coley08 (1:40:25 AM): lol wait... what were you talking about before when you said i hung out with dan and you? BECUZ my mom was yelling so loud and she was mad because i left the dog in my room and it ate my bed and my beef and it read my jornal and it knows everything about me and now my mom knows too (i didn't have sex, but i wrote that i did in my jornal. it was an imaingary event/brain and i was just trying to wish it didn't happen)) whhat lol
Coley08 (1:41:19 AM): god is not when i stay
Coley08 (1:41:25 AM): hes not who u think he is
Coley08 (1:41:33 AM): he is sneaky and lives on maple ave.
delli2002 (1:41:39 AM): I don't think theres a god, so
Coley08 (1:41:58 AM): OMG MOM!

Coley08 (1:42:05 AM): god was way sneakier
delli2002 (1:42:06 AM): haha
Coley08 (1:42:15 AM): who made your dinner then? HUH?

delli2002 (1:42:30 AM): denny's
Coley08 (1:42:53 AM): aw man
delli2002 (1:44:56 AM): so is this converation going anywhere?
Coley08 (1:45:04 AM): my brother wants me to tell you about him
Coley08 (1:45:09 AM): just for a few minutes though
Coley08 (1:45:09 AM): ok?
delli2002 (1:45:18 AM): fine by me
Coley08 (1:45:31 AM): his name is danny and he lived in san francisco but now he lives here and works at ruby tiesdays
delli2002 (1:46:09 AM): good for him
delli2002 (1:48:38 AM): I'm bored
delli2002 (1:50:06 AM): entertain me some more, damn it!
delli2002 (1:50:57 AM): Sorry, that was a little too demanding
delli2002 (1:51:08 AM): Please entertain me some more
Coley08 (1:52:05 AM): im rich
Coley08 (1:52:07 AM): and well off too
delli2002 (1:52:13 AM): cool
Coley08 (1:52:26 AM): so rich that i live in a run-down pink ohouse on osullivan drive
Coley08 (1:52:31 AM): with 2 dogs and a velvet hope
Coley08 (1:52:37 AM): a hope for victory in war
Coley08 (1:52:41 AM): (soom).
delli2002 (1:53:19 AM): ah, I see you're making with the funny, thats what I pay you the good money for.
Coley08 (1:53:49 AM): the more i think about it, the less i like doing this for money
delli2002 (1:54:16 AM): well good, then do it for free, cause you're fired!
Coley08 (1:54:30 AM): we're in bad circles of people, and we're running in the wrong places... right now i'm getting paid, but i just want to give myself up and let down my hair and take off my bra and let dan kozlak show me the way to humanity
Coley08 (1:54:33 AM): he's so poor
delli2002 (1:54:54 AM): I don't know him
Coley08 (1:56:01 AM): ow my mom
Coley08 (1:56:12 AM): hit me by accident
Coley08 (1:56:20 AM): lol sorry anyways
delli2002 (1:56:30 AM): its ok
delli2002 (1:57:38 AM): so, seriously, why did you IM me all of the sudden?
Coley08 (1:58:09 AM): i was JK lol
Coley08 (1:58:15 AM): sorry brb
Coley08 (1:58:21 AM): ok back
delli2002 (1:58:35 AM): ok
Coley08 (1:58:54 AM): can we just be serious for one minute?
delli2002 (1:58:59 AM): yes
Coley08 (1:59:05 AM): jokes dont make me laugh, anymore, i think im immune
delli2002 (1:59:15 AM): ok
Coley08 (2:00:27 AM): shots make me immune to things
Coley08 (2:00:36 AM): but i think thats not the problem
Coley08 (2:02:07 AM): the problem is...
Coley08 (2:02:23 AM): are you playing with an electronic devise again?
Coley08 (2:02:36 AM): not a tomagotchie, i hope
delli2002 (2:02:53 AM): no, i'm going to bed cause I'm really fucking tired
Coley08 (2:03:06 AM): well just fuck me,,
Coley08 (2:03:11 AM): i didnt think you got tired
Coley08 (2:03:22 AM): tiredness runs in the family
delli2002 (2:03:27 AM): I do, but only after work
Coley08 (2:03:27 AM): and it runs out of tim
Coley08 (2:03:28 AM): e
Coley08 (2:03:44 AM): dont work for the money, do it for the pride
Coley08 (2:03:57 AM): have you ever seen freddy got fingered
Coley08 (2:04:04 AM): want to see it right now
delli2002 (2:04:06 AM): nope
Coley08 (2:04:10 AM): come on
Coley08 (2:04:13 AM): its good
Coley08 (2:04:18 AM): and its more than just free
Coley08 (2:04:22 AM): its priceless
delli2002 (2:04:22 AM): I'm tired and I want to go to sleep
Coley08 (2:04:37 AM): well dont avoi d what cant be avoided
Coley08 (2:04:45 AM): you can sleep in my arms if you need to
delli2002 (2:05:35 AM): aww, thanks, but I want to sleep in my bed
Coley08 (2:05:43 AM): you'd be surprised that the movie freddy got fingered has little to do with fingering
Coley08 (2:05:52 AM): i was like sweet a movie about a gurl getting fingered
Coley08 (2:05:57 AM): so i rented it
Coley08 (2:06:12 AM): and the character web was one of the most intricate i've ever seen
Coley08 (2:06:19 AM): everyone was so meshed together
delli2002 (2:06:24 AM): well, I'll rent it then
Coley08 (2:06:26 AM): i could even see the plot
Coley08 (2:06:42 AM): i have a reason to watch movies
Coley08 (2:06:48 AM): it makes me cool
Coley08 (2:06:52 AM): goodnight little fella
Coley08 (2:06:55 AM): 22886 is the passcode
Coley08 (2:07:10 AM): g/bye
delli2002 (2:08:09 AM): um
delli2002 (2:08:10 AM): ok
delli2002 (2:08:11 AM): bye

Sat, 26 Jul 2003 04:47:15 GMT

I miss talking to katie and libby. They should definitely talk to me soon, cause I miss them. That is all.

Connecticon wrap up.

Wed, 23 Jul 2003 04:27:15 GMT

Saturday was a fun day. My friends and I participated in two Super Smash Bros Melee tournaments. I got knocked out of it during the first round. I was evading a person on the Peach's Castle level and a Bullet Bill hit the tower and exploded. I thought I was just far enough away to not get hit by it, like I've done a thousand times before, but I guess I was off cause I landed right in it and was promptly eleminated. It was Both of our last lives and I had less damage. I should have one. Andy ended up winning the whole thing. In the next tournament, I forget which level I was on, but I was fighting a kid who was good with Gannondorf. It was only me and him left. We fought it out for a bit. It was a good match, but I tried to drop through a platform and he used a charged smash on me. That took me out of tourny 2, which Theo won. After that, we headed over to the dealers room and hung out with our friend tom. He was dressed as Leon from Kingdom Hearts. But some kid, dressed as Sepheroth, broke his gunblade... Seems like a pretty normal thing to happen between a FF hero and a FF villan...

Later Gabe and I ran into our friends Jordon and Marry. They needed a ride somewhere so we gave them one and got to run around a mall in costume. Heh. I wasn't but Gabe, Jordon, and Marry were. The rest of the day, we watched some anime and played some more games. At night, we found Tom and watched a little of Battle Royal. This is a great, gory movie, that has not and will not be released in the US any time soon. *sob* After that, we went to the rave/masquerade/dance thing. I was having a fine time, but Theo wanted to leave and Andy said it needed alcohol and bud. Figures... Thats Saturday.

Sunday was different. There wasn't as many people and you could see the con winding down. We went to the dealers room to get some good deals on crap since it was the last day. Tom was hanging out with Ian and Matt from Mac Hall again. (I like to call it stalking.) One of our friends asked for a duplicate of a drawing that went up for auction. Once that was done, and Tom had collected most of the papers Ian had messed up on, I asked Ian for a Helen sketch. He complied and I gave him a five spot for his troubles. I just said, here, I'm donating to the Mac Hall Cause, and he said, Sweet, free Lunch! That was cool. So I got it signed by Matt too, and then had nothing to do. so my friend gabe and I were standing there occasionally talking to the Mac Hall group, mostly matt's friends, and I decided to leave. When expressing this to gabe, one of the girls said, what? you don't like us, and I said, Well I do, but standing around watching you guys do nothing kinda feels like I'm stalking you, so I'm gonna go. This got a good laugh out of everyone there, and I'm glad I could bring a smile to everyone's face. We went and played some soul caliber 2 on the cube, during which, I owned with link. Once that was over, we went to a pannel on how to use photo shop, with the chick from the Hentai pannel and Ian from Mac Hall. IAN IS A GOD WITH PHOTOSHOP... nuff said. And that was it. That was the last thing we did at the con. Oh, I did some DDR before leaving. Then we all went to Andy's resturant to get pizza. Good stuff.

Connecticon!!!

Sat, 19 Jul 2003 07:43:12 GMT

Alright, here's my connecticon adventures so far. Got my pre-ordered pass, and took a walk to find every thing. Finally my friends and I find a game room with tekken, beat each other with that for a while, tire, go walk around more, see our friend tom who ditched us with a harem of cos players and one cross-player chick as riku from Kingdom Hearts. They are all young and not that great looking an young. No good. So we all leave and find DDR. That lasts a little while. We go get food. Food is good and some girl at a store tells me to tell the guy she is moving in with, who is running the con, that Katelyn says hi. We leave there and head over to the place where they're selling stuff. I was dissapointed to hear from tom that Mac hall wasn't selling shirts till tomorrow. He lied. I bought my shirt, got it autographed, got a bebop movie wall scroll, and a bebop zippo. I got two autographs from Glen Shadix. He was Obo the decorator in beetleguise, and the voice of the mayor in the nightmare before christmas. One for me and one for anna cause she likes that movie. I spent most of my time talking to the mac hall kids. Good guys. They seem a little uneasy about their fame, but its still all new to them so... Its forgivable. Like they don't really know yet how to handle fans that well yet. They are still cool though. I went to there pannel with Brian of 8-bit theater, one how to make webcomics. It was dead silence for the first couple of minutes and then I decided to get things rolling cause no one seemed confident enough to talk to them all, So I spent the first hour asking all the questions till people warmed up and started asking their own, which was good cause I ran out after that. Then we came back home and got free food and dropped off our loot so we had free hands when we got back. So I decided to go to the meet and great session with mac hall again. It was fun to hang with them a little more. I'm going to try to go to one with Brian tomorrow. After the meet and great, all of us went over to the hentai pannel. Stop. I know what you're thinking, but the woman who was doing it was really cool, and it was actually very educational. Like aside from the porn aspect of it, the way she approached it was more of a, yes this is porn, but its also art and it takes a skilled hand. And she could draw very good. Like, it was so informative and taken out of the hentai setting, you could so use so many of these tricks and stuff for normal drawing. It was cool. So then we came home. Tomorrow theres a Tekken 4 tournament, a Smash brothers melee tournament and a soul calibur 2 tournament. All in the same room. It will be great. Heh. I plan on getting an 8-bit t-shirt and definitely want to pick up on some how to draw manga books. I'll take more pictures tomorrow and hopefully I'll be able to get them uploaded in LJ, if not, I can just send them to people if they want to see them. So I hear they're trying to get some heavy hitters in the webcomics world next year, which will be so cool. Anyways, bed time so I can go early tomorrow.

Pirates!

Wed, 16 Jul 2003 06:18:28 GMT

A cool fucking movie that I will definitely see again. By the way, for anyone that cares, it was definitely better than that ass suck T3. Oh, as for Johny Depp, I think his character was supposed to be gay and/or drunk. Seriously, I do believe he was constantly drunk. The difference in his behavoir when he is not drinking, that we know of, and when he is, is almost non-existant.

Is there going to be a sequel? I think yes, and it will be called. Pirates of the Caribean: Curse of the Black Pearl 2: The Curse of the Cursed Monkey of Death. For those of you who stayed through the credits... You know what I'm talking about.

Amanda likes the caulk...

Thu, 10 Jul 2003 08:42:34 GMT

(Due to the fact she deleted my comment from her LJ entry I decided to post it here. Just so she can relive the misery that she saved herself from just five minutes ago...)

AmandaMaster3000: My friends page has an exciting new title.
GoldenCurls4: 'ang on a bit
GoldenCurls4: How, exactly, does one caulk prawns?
GoldenCurls4: More to the point, why would anyone want to?
AmandaMaster3000: Dad and I had an interesting conversation while we were getting groceries.
GoldenCurls4: *blinkblink*
AmandaMaster3000: Well, we passed the Jumbo Prawns! and I mentioned what a fun word prawns was. And since Dad had to get caulk, he started saying that as well. And we played with it a bit, and decided it sounded like a strange ad campaign.
AmandaMaster3000: It's really really really fun to say.
GoldenCurls4: LOL
GoldenCurls4: I shake my head at my entire family
GoldenCurls4: I know of no other family that would, in the course of a random conversation at the supermarket, come up with the phrase "Just the thing to caulk your prawns!"
AmandaMaster3000: That's because we rock way more than any other family.
AmandaMaster3000: At least Dad-and-me-wise.

This was too good to just post in response to Amanda's LJ. So, I'll post it here too.

delli2002 (4:29:24 AM): "Just the thing to caulk your prawns!"
delli2002 (4:29:30 AM): so sexual...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:29:35 AM): No it isn't!
delli2002 (4:29:37 AM): haha
delli2002 (4:29:51 AM): you an your dad came up with a sexual inuendo... Ahahahahah1
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:04 AM): Either that or your mind is in the gutter.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:10 AM): Which is more likely, do you think?
delli2002 (4:30:14 AM): *Ahahahahah!
delli2002 (4:30:28 AM): You and your dad coming up with a sexual inuendo
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:50 AM): You are a child.
delli2002 (4:30:51 AM): and I'm pretty sure is cauk
delli2002 (4:30:57 AM): *its
AmandaMaster3000 (4:31:08 AM): Well then you're wrong.
delli2002 (4:31:12 AM): am I?
delli2002 (4:31:45 AM): FUCK YOU!
AmandaMaster3000 (4:31:50 AM): Haha.
delli2002 (4:32:09 AM): at least I'm not the one caulking their prawns with their father...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:32:30 AM): That is *nonsense*. You are making things up because you are up too late.
delli2002 (4:33:13 AM): alright... if you and your dad didn't talk about caulking prawns, then just say so and I'll never say another word...
delli2002 (4:33:53 AM): Thats what I thought.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:34:20 AM): Your woman goes to bed and you get all dirty-minded... I think you should go watch some porn.
delli2002 (4:34:47 AM): So you and your dad got some caulk? What color was it? Did the caulk have a flavor to it?
delli2002 (4:35:01 AM): I bet that caulk tastes good.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:35:04 AM): What is wrong with you?
delli2002 (4:35:14 AM): You like the caulk don't you?
AmandaMaster3000 (4:35:25 AM): Pot kettle pot pot kettle.
delli2002 (4:36:30 AM): Ok, see, now thats just not a correct statement to use here. You on one hand like caulk. I on the other, like prawns. See how your statement doesn't work now?
AmandaMaster3000 (4:36:42 AM): What.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:36:44 AM): The fuck.
delli2002 (4:36:51 AM): Haha.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:37:22 AM): David's gone to bed, so all I have to talk to is you. This does not please me.
delli2002 (4:37:54 AM): I'm gonna go to bed and leave you and your dad to enjoy his caulk.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:38:06 AM): You're weird.
delli2002 (4:38:08 AM): haha
delli2002 (4:38:17 AM): Ok, enough caulk jokes...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:38:34 AM): There were enough a very long time ago.
delli2002 (4:39:06 AM): That is definitely going in LJ
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:15 AM): Bah.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:18 AM): I don't approve.
delli2002 (4:39:27 AM): or rather... in response to your LJ
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:36 AM): Goddammit.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:43 AM): I hate you.

Ah... Nothing gets Amanda fired up like the caulk.

Oh the cleverness

Thu, 10 Jul 2003 05:42:27 GMT

Well thanks to my not cleverness the conversation I was going to post has been deleted, which sucks... But I'll let you know the jist of it.

I was talking to Anna. She said, be back, give me a gew. I IMed my friend Amanda, and showed her this. Then, to be funny, I said, I'm pretty sure she said give me a jew. And Amanda, reffering to this boy shes interested in, says, mine's a jew. So jokingly I said, I'm sorry. So she says, by genetics not bliefs. So I said, No, You can't be jewish through genetics. I don't believe in jewnetics. Amanda then laughs, and I say, hey, that was pretty clever of me. Ok, thats about it. That was the cleverest thing I've said in a long time. There, recommence your lives.

Wed, 09 Jul 2003 20:50:04 GMT

You are The Cheshire Cat

A huge grin constantly plastered upon your face,
you never cease to amuse. You are completely
confusing and contradictory to most everyone.

What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?
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My thoughts on weed. Pun intended.

Sat, 05 Jul 2003 08:22:19 GMT

I'll post a conversation I had with my friend when I was not high yet.

delli2002 (1:59:23 AM): I just heard the funniest thing about what my brother and his friend did at the strip club last night
Trumbeller (1:59:31 AM): what is that?
delli2002 (1:59:33 AM): his friend turned eighteen
delli2002 (1:59:39 AM): no, just everything they said was funny
Trumbeller (1:59:40 AM): uh huh...
delli2002 (1:59:55 AM): cause my brother had little motions with everything he said
delli2002 (2:00:08 AM): and I'm about to go take a hit off his weed
delli2002 (2:00:21 AM): he just rolled a blunt
Trumbeller (2:00:28 AM): your joking
delli2002 (2:00:31 AM): nope
Trumbeller (2:00:39 AM): dude, can I call you?
Trumbeller (2:00:41 AM): or can you call me?
delli2002 (2:00:45 AM): yeah call me
Trumbeller (2:00:47 AM): I wanna hear this from adam
Trumbeller (2:00:49 AM): okay
delli2002 (2:00:54 AM): what?
Trumbeller (2:01:07 AM): I outright don't believe you
delli2002 (2:01:10 AM): haha
Trumbeller (2:01:13 AM): I wanna hear adam say it
delli2002 (2:01:15 AM): one hit
delli2002 (2:01:18 AM): thats it
Trumbeller (2:01:28 AM): I"m calling right now
delli2002 (2:01:39 AM): andy, I said no every other time, so saying that I am is not lying
delli2002 (2:07:41 AM): later?
Trumbeller (2:07:49 AM): adios
Trumbeller (2:07:51 AM): go smoke
Trumbeller (2:07:52 AM): go to sleep
delli2002 (2:07:52 AM): all of the sudden we aren;t talking online?
Trumbeller (2:07:53 AM): its fun
delli2002 (2:07:55 AM): haha
delli2002 (2:07:55 AM): ok
Trumbeller (2:08:24 AM): shut up
Trumbeller (2:08:25 AM): be happy
delli2002 (2:08:30 AM): haha
delli2002 (2:08:31 AM): ok
Trumbeller (2:08:34 AM): this is a funny song
Trumbeller (2:08:42 AM): those are the actual lyrics that just played
Trumbeller (2:08:49 AM): "shut up be happy"
Trumbeller (2:11:44 AM): and smoke
delli2002 (2:11:50 AM): haha
delli2002 (2:11:56 AM): ok
delli2002 (2:11:58 AM): haha
delli2002 (2:12:03 AM): I said that three times in a row

((And then I went out to smoke.))

delli2002 (2:25:39 AM): hold on

((I just got back.))

Trumbeller (2:25:51 AM): k
delli2002 (2:28:54 AM): I just took like 5 to 7 hits
Trumbeller (2:29:00 AM): hahaha
Trumbeller (2:29:04 AM): WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Trumbeller (2:29:12 AM): I should be there
Trumbeller (2:29:21 AM): that's it
Trumbeller (2:29:26 AM): you and me are smoking very very soon
Trumbeller (2:29:29 AM): maybe even tomorrow
delli2002 (2:29:52 AM): ok
delli2002 (2:29:57 AM): as long as the girls can too
Trumbeller (2:30:02 AM): yes
Trumbeller (2:30:11 AM): that would be very funny, but who's the girls again
Trumbeller (2:30:14 AM): give me their names
delli2002 (2:30:49 AM): jen, kristin, genelle
Trumbeller (2:31:05 AM): that it?
delli2002 (2:31:15 AM): yeah
Trumbeller (2:31:22 AM): are they there now?
delli2002 (2:31:27 AM): no
Trumbeller (2:31:32 AM): well then
delli2002 (2:31:33 AM): they're home
Trumbeller (2:31:37 AM): why are you setting a limit on me?
Trumbeller (2:31:48 AM): how bout you, me, and Theo?
delli2002 (2:32:09 AM): well, its just that, I want to hang out with you. I want to hang out with them. I want to hang out with both you and them.
Trumbeller (2:32:20 AM): stop
Trumbeller (2:32:24 AM): no
Trumbeller (2:32:33 AM): don't start talking like a bad porno (or a good bad one)
Trumbeller (2:32:38 AM): I'm going to sleep
Trumbeller (2:32:42 AM): I'll talk to you tomorrow
delli2002 (2:32:47 AM): haha
delli2002 (2:32:50 AM): alright
delli2002 (2:32:58 AM): but don't you want to talk to me and see how I get?
Trumbeller (2:33:13 AM): oh plz
Trumbeller (2:33:20 AM): you won't get nothing first time
Trumbeller (2:33:22 AM): and if you do
Trumbeller (2:33:27 AM): then I'll find out tomorrow about it
delli2002 (2:33:35 AM): my first time was sitting around wtih you guys
delli2002 (2:33:45 AM): I won't know the difference
Trumbeller (2:33:46 AM): besides, its not till you smoke right that you get really high where your ears are melting
delli2002 (2:33:54 AM): haha
Trumbeller (2:34:01 AM): no joke
Trumbeller (2:34:02 AM): anyway
Trumbeller (2:34:05 AM): I'll talk to you tomorrow
Trumbeller (2:34:07 AM): if you really want to
Trumbeller (2:34:16 AM): just IM me while I'm away, I'll read them in the morning
Trumbeller (2:34:28 AM): (if you get high, this will actually sound like a good idea)

((Oh my god it so is a good idea.))

delli2002 (2:34:30 AM): ok
Trumbeller (2:34:32 AM): which will make it fun
Trumbeller (2:34:34 AM): adios
delli2002 (2:34:37 AM): haha
delli2002 (2:34:37 AM): ok
delli2002 (2:34:38 AM): bye
delli2002 (2:44:53 AM): my heads getting a little light

Auto response from Trumbeller (2:44:54 AM): I'm not at my comp, so go away.

delli2002 (2:48:19 AM): I'm laughing like a maniac
delli2002 (2:59:05 AM): oh man, I'm definitely a laugher and I have to explain everything to people, and I'm kinda dizy and its hard to concentrate on more than two things at once.
delli2002 (3:00:03 AM): make sure you show this to me tomorrow in case I don't remember

Auto response from Trumbeller (3:00:03 AM): I'm not at my comp, so go away.

delli2002 (3:00:08 AM): print it out
delli2002 (3:00:17 AM): so I know what I'm like
delli2002 (3:00:29 AM): OH! I should write some stuff.
delli2002 (3:01:55 AM): no
delli2002 (3:01:56 AM): nah
delli2002 (3:01:58 AM): I can't
delli2002 (3:02:11 AM): I have to concentrate on other things, like stopping the room from spinning
delli2002 (3:19:25 AM): I think being high for me is a dangerous weapon. Cause I think I will so reflect the people I'm around. If they want to joke around, I'll laugh, if you'll want to discuss things, I will. Wait... I already do this. People pleasing... shit, man this is cool, look, I'm doing it right now, I'm talking to you about how I'll act like high and I'm actually converting my thoughts to the mode of the people I'm trying to talk to or be around...

Auto response from Trumbeller (3:19:25 AM): I'm not at my comp, so go away.

delli2002 (3:19:37 AM): Oh my god, I want to read my webcomics high
delli2002 (3:39:47 AM): oh my god, my room was spinning left to right and now its up and down

Auto response from Trumbeller (3:39:47 AM): I'm not at my comp, so go away.

delli2002 (3:45:08 AM): here this is also me

((Now I decided to post part of a conversation I was having with someone else here.))

delli2002 (3:45:36 AM): delli2002 (3:39:30 AM): I just feel like falling foward
delli2002 (3:40:22 AM): like I'll fall forward, but fall forward more and then I would end up spinning like that
Anna Momper (3:41:09 AM): i hope you realize that that made absolutely no sense
delli2002 (3:41:51 AM): I know
delli2002 (3:41:59 AM): it made perfect sense to me and still does
delli2002 (3:42:00 AM): ok
delli2002 (3:42:04 AM): here I'll explain it
Anna Momper (3:42:12 AM): okay :-P
delli2002 (3:42:19 AM): if you fell forward you would hit the floor right?
delli2002 (3:43:05 AM): but I feel like I would miss the floor and swing all the way around back to where I was sitting, but I wouldn't stop and keep doing that indefinitey
Anna Momper (3:43:15 AM): haha
delli2002 (3:43:19 AM): get it now?
Anna Momper (3:44:17 AM): yeah
delli2002 (3:44:59 AM): ok

((Ok. Now I'm talking to andy again.))

delli2002 (3:49:16 AM): my eye lids are so heavy, I can't look up correctly at all. I'm glad you told me to write to your away mesege. Please print this out for me to read. I want to be laughing at myself.
delli2002 (3:55:15 AM): I am having so much trouble eating this popcorn

Auto response from Trumbeller (3:55:16 AM): I'm not at my comp, so go away.

delli2002 (3:55:42 AM): I close my mouth halfway over the handful...

Ok, that was almost at the same time as me writting this right now. I just asked my brother what this feeling is that I'm feeling. Its like when you have really strong cold pills and he said something about weed being a pain killer, and that people take them to get high too. Water is so silk, thats the only way I can decribe it. Holy shit, I just paused for thirty seconds before finishing that sentence. Oh, more silkeness. Its so good! Water. Ok, this is definitely happening to me again. I love it too much, though coming down off it sucks balls. plus I'm really tired and should be sleeping. By the way. The first time the smoke burns your throat so much... I'm also sporadically loosing control of my facial muscles. Which leads to drooling out the side of my mouth, not a lot. Just a little spot. ok, ok... I'm going to bed. Wow, I just wanted to record these thoughts for my own pleasure later. Heh. Bye all.

P.S. I remembered I wanted to write more about something earlier in the post, after I wrote bye, but I'm so fucking too lazy to do it. Bye.

Radio 104 Fest

Sat, 05 Jul 2003 04:09:04 GMT

Staind
Evanescence
Trapt
Hoobastank
Third Eye Blind
Eve 6
AutoPilot Off
Authority Zero
Revis
The Exies
Switchfoot
Gob
Hot Hot Heat
Diffuser
Smile Empty Soul
2 Skinnee J's
Zug Izland
Lo-Pro
Three Days Grace
Boy Sets Fire
Story of the Year
Throne
Fear Nuttin' Band
South FM
Base 2
Grover Dill

25 bands for 15 dollars... All had at least one song I knew, except for Base 2, south FM and Fear nuttin' band.

I didn't stay during staind... I haven't really liked them for a while.

It was hot, sweaty, humid, and stiffling... And the weather was like that too!

Didn't have any money or anything, so I had to mooch off of people for food and such. That sucked. But every one was more generous since their judgement was inpaired by the cloud of pot smoke floating around everywhere. The sun burned me too... That sucks.

In the end, it was worth it though.

Game Gods... Why have you forsaken me?

Thu, 03 Jul 2003 20:49:15 GMT

My Gamecube broke. It does some freaky frozen screen thing when you turn it on. Luckily, its under warranty. WOOHOO, Free repair.